Why Be A Mail Order Husband?
I predict that American men will become “mail order husbands” in record numbers in the coming years.
If you are an IBM* (Introvert Boomer Male), most of the women our age who are appealing are cougars. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love cougars. Just go about your cat business and don’t call me a dirty old man for wanting younger women.
In short, an IBM* is male, born between 1946 and 1964, and introverted. Finding desirable women in the U.S. is not as easy as it was 30 years ago. But the juices are still flowing.
Here’s why you might consider a MOH future:
1. Women from the Ukraine to China to Colombia think even my 65 year old ass to be a good catch. Prospects for divorced women in their 40s and 50s are bleak. You will definitely find a loving partner who is younger, taller, prettier, sexier, smarter, and better-educated than you can find at home.
2. If, for some reason you want a new family, you will find stunning young women from 18 to 38 from the Philippines, Vietnam, and Thailand who will treat you like a god in exchange for love and support for your future children.
3. Although Medicare doesn’t travel with you overseas, your pension and Social Security do. Low living costs around the world will stretch your dollars, but go soon. Costs can rise without notice.
4. If you are still working, or you want to pick up extra income, your native language and business experience can lead to teaching and consulting gigs around the world.
5. By living abroad with the woman of your choice, you don’t have to put up with family, friends, and society criticizing your May-December romance. They don’t have to get in your face and challenge your happiness.
6. Let’s face it. If you are an IBM*, you have probably lived most of your life in the same place with the same people, restaurants, and attractions. I have lived in Kissimmee and Altamonte Springs near Orlando, and there are only so many times you can go to the parks. Why not learn a new country and new language to keep you brain and body sharp?
7. There’s nothing like a young bride to motivate a man to eat right, exercise, keep his woman happy. You still have to be a better man to attract the best women.
8. By living with her in her country before marriage, you can discover her background and motives for finding a foreign husband. Is she desperate for any man to escape poverty or looking for a gentleman with your looks and personality? Does she show you off to family and friends or hide you in a shady hotel? Scams will surface, and you can leave relatively unscathed.
9. Chances are it will be 100X more interesting living in China or Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia than in Buttphuck, Iowa. Why not spend your time in a new country or travel the world with your new bride? All of this is easier and more fun with a beautiful partner.
10. For the first time in your life, don’t settle. Use the Internet to narrow the pool of potential mates to women who appeal to you as to age and beauty. And then contact and date only the women who meet your core requirements.
I’m too old to waste time on women who are less than potentially perfect for me. (Sympathy sex still accepted.)
It’s my belief that American and other Western men can do better with an Asian or Eastern European bride – if you build yourself into the perfect IBM*. Find the perfect woman, explore the world together, and discover a place you both want to live.
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